His pocket protector has a protector.

He can recite pi to 1000 digits.

He’s actually seen the Star Wars Holiday Special (and liked it).

Although he has no athletic ability, he knows the most obscure rules in college and professional football.

He irons his suspenders and underwear every night before bed.

His website was written completely in Microsoft Notepad.

His mommy bronzed his first pair of coke bottle glasses.

He can name all the red shirts that died in Star Trek.